This is one of my favorite games to play on my other blog, but I don’t think I’ve ever done it here. I feel it’s only polite to try to help those who visit me seeking something specific. Luckily, WordPress can tell me what they were looking for.
real dornish peppers: It would have been better for you to hear this from a loved one, but I’m afraid there’s not a real Dorne. I imagine you could substitute any of several varieties of chili?
things that are not scary: Macaroons. Napkins. Toothpaste. The Blair Witch Project.
sansa loves lemon cakes: Yep.
jen rasmussen hawaii nude: Not that I recall.
richard armitage butt: Seriously, four of you in the last thirty days? I am not the proper resource for this. Meaning no offense to Mr. Armitage, there aren’t very many people whose butts I care to know stuff about.
american horror story briefly topics: Ghosts, aliens, medical experiments gone awry, odd explanations for the Black Dahlia, creepy clowns, creepy nuns, creepy war criminals, completely uncreepy and nonsensical witches, serial killers, and ladies who want babies. Not in that order.
info on murder of jen rasmussen: I imagine I’d be the last to know.
we found a witch may we burn her: How do you know she’s a witch?
jen scary thing: Not generally. Maybe if that Hawaii thing was true.
where do you send for letter to cary fukunaga: I can’t help with this, but if you write to him, tell him I loved his Jane Eyre!
four and tris with supernatural powers: I agree this would be cool.
excessive planning: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS.
i would always rather be happy than dignified: Jane and I both approve.
mr rochester x reader lemon: This is almost certainly code for something, but as I’m not a Cold War spy, I don’t know what. Perhaps my commenters can offer suggestions, if it wouldn’t blow their cover.